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50 Bad Puns List

Even though puns can be unintentionally cheesy at times, sharing humorous puns nearly always results in a nice good chuckle in this day and age; we all could use a little more of that just now. If you’re like most people, you’ve probably heard your fair share of amusing puns. However, we’re increasing the ante and bringing our clever puns to another level with this massive list of the 101 most amusing puns ever created.

Your day will be made a whole lot better by these hilarious terrible puns.

We’ve put together this collection of corny puns that we’re confident will make you chuckle. If you’re looking for a new good laugh or want to make someone smile, check out our collection of poor puns that are humorous.

A pun is humor that uses words that have several meanings or sound similar to other words. After you’ve finished reading ours, why not try your hand at creating some from your own? After all, they can’t possibly be any worse than they already are!

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Puns For Fun 

Animal puns 

  • Why was the baby ant confused? 

Because all his uncles were ants!

  • What do you say to a Llama that loves picnicking? 

Alpaca lunch.

  • I went to a zoo the other day, but there was only one dog there. It was a Shitzu.
  • What did the duck say when she purchased new lipstick? 

Put it on my bill!

  • Where do milkshakes come from? 

Nervous cows.

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  • Why was Dumbo sad? 

He felt irrelephant.

  • Some aquatic mammals at the zoo escaped. It was otter chaos!
  • Who is the penguin’s favorite Aunt? 


  • Why are frogs so happy?

 They eat whatever bugs them.

  • What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? 

A thesaurus.

Puns for foodies

  • How do you make a lemon drop? 

Just let it fall.

  • Did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded in France? 

There was nothing left but de Brie!

  • This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met a herbivore.
  • What did the mayonnaise say when somebody opened the refrigerator? 

“Hey, close the door! I’m dressing!”

  • Why did the student eat his homework? 

Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake.

Hobbyist puns 

  • Why is it so easy to talk to ballet dancers? 

They always get to the point.

  • I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can’t put it down.
  • I bought a boat because it was for sailing.
  • Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
  • How do you measure the quality of my puns? 

A sighsmograph!

The worst to make the best puns 

  • A Steak Pun is a Rare Medium Well Done.
  • What kind of award did the dentist receive? 

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A little plaque.

  • Learning to collect trash wasn’t that hard. I just picked it up as I went along.
  • What do you call an overweight psychic? 

A four-chin teller!

  • What do you give the Pharaoh who has everything? 

A gift cartouche

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